if you think about it... two inches is proportionally rather disarming

HeyDidYaKnow all ya’ll disco kids that big-on-talent mini-me has dropped some legal thunder on his tryst-worthy ex for selling their little moment of intimacy. Let’s all hope that they were safe, because the CDC has just reported that there were 56000 new cases of HIV in America last year. So, big or small, be safe out there ya’ll.

Ref: CNN

remember when she was weird... seriously it's not that hard, it was yesterday

HeyDidYaKnow 70’s part-time-celebrity John Voight has decided to hang up his acting chops for a new career… weighing in on his daughter’s personal life. Proving Anaconda wasn’t the highlight of his career, he told my distinguished peers in the press he was like totally shocked Angelina has such a big family because she “never played with dolls.” Ahem. In more substantial news, nearly 350,000 family abductions occur each year, which puts that at nearly 1,000 per day! Perspective much?

Ref: Statistics Page

Don't laugh at the Pastel Parka, he was incognito at Mama Mia!

HeyDidYaKnow that pint-sized power producer Jermaine “no-roller-coaster-ridin’” Dupre was host to a swank ATL hoe’down that resulted in a shoot out. None of his faboo celeb pals (Puffy, Nelly) however, were injured. But for others who are not so lucky, hospitals across the states have been taking some controversial steps. When caring for an injured illegal immigrant who is not insured, they are forcibly deporting them to their country of origin, often returning them to areas where there is no significant health care available.

Ref: NY Times

Try to keep the room to a cool 77 to prevent any warping...

Heydidyaknow America’s #1… in divorce rates. Ranking above Puerto Rico, Russia, and the UK to take the top spot with 4.95 out of every 1000 people having experienced a divorce. USA USA USA!

Ref: Nation Master

For one day only, artistic integrity two-for-one sale!

Heydidyaknow future cautionary tales Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez are NOT having a feud. Giggidy Whew. I almost ran out of Vicadin I was so scared; I was ready to get a platinum level mind colonic to clean out all the “who gives a shit” from my brain-testines. In more relevant news, as the world heard about Senator Ted Stevens being formally indicted on seven counts of failing to report financial gifts, it should be known that this is not the first time the distinguished gentleman has come under investigation, read further at Wikipedia

i took the road less traveled and that has made all the difference... that and the penicillin

HeyDidYaKnow what it sounds like when we are being gangsta (see, no “r”, that’s tough right?): Can’t a brotha’ even snap a couple frames in this town? How we gonna get some dope ass pics of Pam and Tommy chomping away at the Ivy between rounds of “STD mix-n-match” when LA lawmakers are passing some heavy Anti Poppa-ROTS-y ordinances. Let’s hope the fuzz don’t take advantage like: when the US gov’t uses the National Security Letter, which is supposed to allow them access to any records or personal information with probable cause or judicial oversight, to great excess. A recent audit of the FBI has shown over a 1000 violations in the uses of these letters. What’s most shocking, the audit only covered 10% of their usees since 2002. Um…. Fo shizzle. Alright, no more gangster (welcome back “r”, kisses).

Ref: Capital Hill Blue

HEYDIDYAKNKOW LADY! Jerry Lewis is strapped…YO! The octengenarian actor/comedian was pinched by the Fuzz on Tuesday while trying to board a flight out of Las Vegas with a 22 in his carry on and a 4 1/2 in his pants. Jerry must have been a naughty boy because TSA spanked it forsure this time! Unfortunately when it comes to bomb detection at major airports such as Los Angelses’ LAX the TSA has a 75% failure rate.

Ref: USA Today

Heydidyaknow super fab Hulk Spawn has been spewing her hot-tastic POV all over the news; saying “she’s not really into voting”… how provoca-YEAH! Spank it! Maybe I’ve been getting RIck Roll’d so much i didn’t notice that this “blonde am-dits-on” has been a mouth piece for a fading generation… considering in the 2006 election less than half of all citizens between the ages of 18-24 actually voted. generation wtf!

Ref: The Census

"one more take and I'll part it, just one more take"

Heydidyaknow many psychologists now argue that celebrities are taking place of religious figures.

Ref: Take a look…