“i don’t know when eddie murphy is going to retire from acting, but soon i hope”

HeyDidYaKnow the two top salaried sexy supernova stars of ABC’s Lost, Matthew “24/Hr 5 o’clock shadow” Fox and Evangeline “nothing clever to write” Lilly are both in negotiation for raises, more than 150K per episode, not including alternate endings never shown for season finales. In a more severe high price to be paid, it is rumored that at least 1500 Georgians have been killed from the Russian invasion of the sovereign nation.

Ref: New York Times

HeyDidYaKnow after admissions of an affair with a campaign staffer former presidential and vice presidential hopeful John Edwards saw his political aspirations go down quicker than an out of work truck-stop waitress with a broken down 1986 dodge omni 26 miles outside of Cleveland. Which, if memory serves me, is pretty fast. The former Senator for North Carolina does however deny that he is the father of the staffers child. All of this falls in line with statistics the say 50 to 65 percent of husbands and 45 to 55 percent of wives become extra-maritally involved by the age of 40. UH…Wowsers?!?!

ref: http://menstuff.org/issues/byissue/infidelitystats.html

HeyDidYaKnow hell hath no fury like an heiress scorned. Like a raging radioactive reptile of righteousness Paris Hilton rose up from the primordial depths of her European purse tour to spray her thermonuclear breath of justice down upon republican presidential hopeful John McCain following the mention of her in a political attack add. That thermonuclear exchange came in the form of funnyordie.com response add where Paris uses here overwhelming hotness and some elses talent for words to skewer the nominee. A real nuclear exchange would produce explosions with a core temperature of 10,000,000 degrees Kelvin.

ref: http://hypertextbook.com/facts/1999/SimonFung.shtml

HeyDidYaKnow Brett Favre has officially been traded to the other green clad pig-skinners, the NY Jets; put on your parka, because hell just froze over. And in an age where you think all athletes are neckless simians, it is important to look at graduation rates for college athletes: white male Division I student-athletes graduate at a rate of 58 percent vs. 57 percent for white male non-athletes. African-American male Division I student-athletes graduate at a rate of 42 percent vs. 34 percent for African-American male non-athletes.

Ref: UCF

eight is not enough

HeyDidYaKnow that world’s sexiest coupling are yet to be complete. They may have just given birth to twins, but Brad and Angelina aren’t done yet. In an apparent contest with Bravo’s John & Kate Plus Eight, they are in a race to break the world record for the world’s largest family. They want to adopt another one.

Brangelina already have children from most of the seven continents, and like any credible collectors, they want to complete the set; to adopt some Chinese children. Brangelina is thinking about adopting one or two from the recent earthquake zone that devastated millions.

When about 150 million Chinese live off less than a dollar a day, the kids are still lining up to buy their lottery tickets. When asked why, many answer “Bwad Pitt ish hot!”

Ref: China View

and i thought the Silver Surfer stopped Galactus at the end of the movie

HeyDidYaKnow there’s some word on the street that Crypt-Keeper Matriarch Barbara Walters is thinking about giving the boot to Flat-World Theory enthusiast Sherri Shepherd. Babsypoo is whispering that the “round queen of lowered expectations” is more difficult than Rosie. I can imagine she is difficult, especially when one has to explain to her what the hell the horizon is… being that she thinks the world is flat and all. It is also important to note that since 1983 over 10 million Americans have reached the 12th grade without learning to read; 20 million without knowing basic math. Thus, and it pains me to say, Sherri Shepherd is the symptom and not the problem.

Ref: Freedom Works

Michael Bay is pushing his actors a little too hard for the next Transformers movie

HeyDidYaKnow that since Nasa has discovered water on Mars it is extending the stay of its Mars Rover for an additional month to the tune of 2 Million dollars.

Ref: c|net

the most successful disappearing act in history

HeyDidYaKnow that in 2007 there were 820,212 missing persons.

Ref: FBI

pensive... no, this is me being thoughtful silly-poo

HeyDidYaKnow celebrated philosopher, high-art auteur, and all around humanitarian Audrina Patridge of The Hills (or as I like to call it, my video bible) fame, has now decided to become a fellow blogger. Check her out here. Please oh please oh please be sure to leave a comment reassuring her of the fact that she is neither insipid nor woefully unaware by blogging about such un-engaging topics as her beauty tips and her ipod playlist. Which makes the fact that one of the most recent studies of the US Census shows that 35.8 million – or 12.7 percent – of people in the US are at or below poverty level even more poignant. That is more than one out of 10 people. Tell us more Audrina, we’re all…………….

Ref: US Census