some call it laissez-faire parenting

HeyDidYaKnow that bored middle-american poor-parenting scapegoat, Britney Spears, had another round of misfortune when the pester-razzi caught the eldest of her brood exploring the end result of America’s earliest cash crop. Cigarettes; It’s just a celebration of what helped make America great people, get a hobby and cut this woman some slack. In actual news… in perhaps an unexpected proclamation of hope, for the first time in five years, Trains have returned to Baghdad signaling a strengthening of the city’s infrastructure.

Ref: NPR

HeyDidYaKnow everybody’s favorite split-leg punchline, Sharon “I feel drafty” Stone, was seen at a posh “white only” party with a 24 year old date. Rumor has it some have said her publicist has denied that this is anything serious saying “he’s just a little hooker”. In another odd coupling, the UK has been stepping up its recruiting efforts within the homosexual community. What makes this odd is throughout the Cold War, there was essentially a de facto witch hunt within its agencies, as the agency heads saw gays as a security threat… to bad fashion. But seriously, they were unapologetic homophobes.

Ref: AOL News

HeyDidYaKnow that generational mouthpiece Heidi from the Hills had an interview recently with Chicago’s Sun Times; therein she dropped some gems on us like: “There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?“ We know, we know. So, just to make sure you all are clear, as per Wikipedia, a Douche Bag is “a piece of equipment for douching: a bag for holding the water or fluid used in douching” but one should note, “to avoid transferring intestinal bacteria into the vagina, the same bag must not be used for a vaginal douche and an enema“. Oh yeah, and as you all might have guessed “Douche bag, or simply douche, is considered to be a pejorative term in Australia, the Philippines, Ireland, the United States, Canada and New Zealand. The slang usage of the term dates back to the 1960s. The metaphor of identifying a person as a douche is intended to associate a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and malice.”

Ref: Wikipedia

Update: Hey Did Ya Know we were right… we warned all of you about this self-indulgent idol worship on our previous post about Lauren Conrad.

HeyDidYaKnow that 1 in 50 Americans are Fraternal Twins.

Ref: Twin Stats

“would it be cliche if i said your body is a wonderland…”

HeyDidYaKnow everybody’s favorite Friend and favorite recessed-eyed-rocker have called it splitsville; well that’s what people are saying. Nothing more reliable than celebrity rumors, right? Jenifer Anniston and John Mayer no more…? Well i was never a fan of alliteration. And even more tragic, amid the first peace talks between Syria and Lebanon since they both became independent from the UK, a bombing destroyed a bus killing 15 and injuring 40 in downtown Tripoli.

Ref: NY Times

HeyDidYaKnow everybody’s favorite fat funny foreman, Craig Robinson came up on the wrong side of the law. Craig Robinson was arrested on suspicion of posession of MDMA. And, for your personal edification, the estimated cost of making meth is $100 an ounce, with a street value of $800 an ounce. While cheap for the people who make it, meth is costly for taxpayers. The OSBI estimates that it costs an average of $2,000 to clean up a lab. Many law enforcement agencies including the OSBI contract out for cleaning services. The OSBI spent $1 million on cleaning services each year.

Source: http://www.stopmethaddiction.com/meth-statistics.htm

Please Note: Taking meth, ecstasy, cocaine, amphetamines and cannabinoids at the same time, may cause heart palpitations and erratic driving. Please use caution.

this is just a prematurely cancelled sitcom waiting to happen

HeyDidYaKnow kiddies that there are rumors floating around that the sexiest couple in tinsel town is going to get hitched this weekend. Ellen and Portia DiRossi are apparently having a private ceremony this weekend with a few close friends, guests, lesbians, et all. And in stark contrast, a recent study shows that 80% of gay, lesbian, and bisexual youth feel severe cases of isolation while 30% of all suicides are believed to be related to issues of sexuality.

Ref: Family Support

HeyDidYaKnow China has been accused by two US based human rights groups of conducting a “crushing campaign of repression” against Muslim Uighurs.

Ref: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4435135.stm

UPDATE: The pic above was originally an Advertisement that starred the Spanish basketball team in what they thought was an affectionate gesture of making “asian eyes” by pulling their eyelids thin. If you know what the ad was for, please tell us in the comment section. Also, feel free to let Shallow know how amazing his pics are. Thanks in advance. -Vapid.

pregnant with ability

HeyDidYaKnow Hollywood “tabula rosa” heiress Tori Spelling has apparently decided to pass on the 90210 remake. Rumor has it they are going to replace her with a St. Pauli’s Girl cardboard promotional cutout… there are already Emmy talks. Outside of Beverly HIlls, a study in 2006 reported that 1 in every 53 houses has filed for bankruptcy. Tori has been emotionally bankrupt for years.

Ref: Empire of Debt

HeyDidYaKnow human cryonic preservation prices range between $28,000 and $155,000.

Ref: http://americancryonics.org/prices.html