HeyDidYaKnow one of our spies caught Woody Allen out on the town, apparently taking a quick breather after having an exhausting appetizer. Thank God child bride Soon-Yi was there to catch him before he fell into his chowder.

Speaking of Woody Allen, apparently 600-800 thousand men, women, and children are forcefully moved across borders every year from the shocking Human Trafficking organizations that have recently swelled in all corners of the earth. 70% of the captives are female. 50% of the captives are children.

Ref: Office of Justice

HeyDidYaKnow TMZ posted a great pic of Billy Ray Cyrus showing just how important it is for fathers to keep their daughters away from this poser-lech. Maybe, if Billy Ray watched this video before having Miley, we wouldn’t have to see another picture of a tired middle aged man desperately clinging on to relevancy by leeching off his daughter’s cataclysmic career. (seriously, watch this hysterical video)

And can you believe that there are approximately 450,000,000 Indians under the age of 18! That’s one and a half times more than the entire US population.

Ref: Unicef

HeyDidYaKnow, wake and bake godfather of cheap burgers and astounding amounts of mad-cap pot induced adventures, Kal Penn has been spotted actually WORKING at the DNC this year. Speaking of which, Denver’s Mile High Stadium broke ground in 1999 and was completed in 2001. That’s 8 years less than it took to build the Flavian Amphitheatre. The mile high stadium was built at a cost of $365 million and has a capacity of 76,125. Obama is expected to fill the house with thousands of loyal fans in funny hats.

src: Wikipedia

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HeyDidYaKnow walking eclipse Marion “Suge” Knight was arrested for drug posession and assault. As more people in the media and in politics are critical of rap lyrics (booze, guns & buns), sales have shown a steady decline, falling 21% between 2005 and 2006. A Poll of Black Americans shows that 50% say Hip-Hop is a negative force in American Culture.

Source: heraldtribune.com

HeyDidYaKnow that after the “poke-their-noses-where-they-don’t-belong”-razzi snapped some photos of J-Love looking less than in peak form, she apparently went on an uber-diet and chucked about 18 pounds… she just went and flushed them right down the toilet… she threw up her arms and said no more… she heaved those pounds away… you get the point. On a national level, Bulimia is reported to affect about 3% of the nation. That might not seem like much, but that is around 900,000 people.

Ref: Bulimia Facts

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HeyDidYaKnow that outside of the US, England provides us with the 2nd most visitors. So in your honor, here’s some news for ya: we’ve never been compelled to filet british taste; especially when it comes to fashion. However, in a move that is sure to make the more fabulous less likely to indulge, E News is reporting that the posh Harvey Nichols is now using these two clay-mates, Wallace and Gromit for the uneducated, to pimp their wares in a new ad campaign. In further English news, a study comparing eight European countries shows that England, and more specifically Manchester, has the highest rate of “self-harm” of all countries studied; showing that about 962 of every 100,000 Mancunians have been admitted to admitted to a hospital for inflicting self-harm.

Ref: BBC

Update: The study also shows that one of the primary reason for this sad statistic is concern over sexual orientation as we previously showed here. It is sad and terrible statistic.

Thank God justice is blind, because she would be devestated to see what George W. Bush has done to America

HeyDidYaKnow while in office George W. Bush approved more secret searches than any other president in history.

Ref: Facts about Bush

Update: Do you think there will be the same emotional tableau next week during the Republican National Convention as there was after Joe Biden’s speech during the Democratic National Convention? Is President George W. Bush going to booty dance with McCain? Let us know what you think, leave a comment.

HeyDidYaKnow that the unwittingly ironic bad girl Katy Perry did an interview in YRB where she listed the most important traits in being a singer/rocker/whatever… not once did she list talent. Just attitude, anger, and every other cliche you learn in Rock 101. It should also be noted that according to the Bureau of Prisons, 2,299,116 prisoners were held in federal or state prisons or in local jails – an increase of 1.8% from yearend 2006, less than the average annual growth of 2.6% from 2000-2006..

Ref: Bureau of Prisons