HeyDIdYaKnow every dirty old man’s pop-tart of the week inched a little further towards legality by holding her 16th birthday party this weekend at Disney World this weekend.  A creature of understatement and restraint, Miley Cyrus and her increasingly creepy father, Billy Ray Cyrus, shut down Disney World so she and her 5,000 closest friends could party the night away… at least until her curfew.   And in even more financially objectionable news, as this is being written, before 10:30 AM Monday October 6th, the Dow has already dropped over 300 points.  Sure, not the largest percentage or numerical drop in history, but it is the first time that the Dow has dropped below 10,000 points for the first time in more than four years.  I am sure glad to know, though, that the Cyrus family is doing alright through all this.

Ref: CNN