HeyDidYaKnow one of our spies caught Woody Allen out on the town, apparently taking a quick breather after having an exhausting appetizer. Thank God child bride Soon-Yi was there to catch him before he fell into his chowder.

Speaking of Woody Allen, apparently 600-800 thousand men, women, and children are forcefully moved across borders every year from the shocking Human Trafficking organizations that have recently swelled in all corners of the earth. 70% of the captives are female. 50% of the captives are children.

Ref: Office of Justice