HeyDidYaKnow crater-faced comedian Dane Cook is in the news again, and not for stealing another joke (although, i grudgingly admit, i still do enjoy his work and have not fallen into the “Dane is a Douche” bandwagon).  HollywoodScoop is reporting that Dane is whining about a recent court decision.  Less than a month ago, Dane was forcibly ordered out of his apartment by a judge for repeatedly not picking up his Chihuahua turds (wait, he owns a Chihuahua? okay, so maybe he is a douche).  In recent court documents, Dane pleaded to not be removed from his place as he will go through severe emotional duress by moving out of a place where some legendary comedians have lived, saying that the spirit of John Belushi will keep him focused on his career… IRONY!  In more news that stinks, North Korea might be close to restarting its Nuclear Arms Development Program again.  N. Korea has asked inspectors to remove seals and security cameras from sensitive Nuclear Development areas.  The US, Russia, China, S. Korea and many other countries have been in pained negotiations with N. Korea since February 2007.

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HeyDidYaKnow celebrity symbiote and all around douche bag (and yes, i write that with all due sense of irony) Pat O’Brien has recently parted ways with the Insider.  After staying with the show through two rounds of rehab as well as his famous voicemail hooker scandal (should be taught in school), he finally crossed the exhaustively distant line in Hollywood.  An email he blasted within his company was leaked.  On this email, he told of how the new hosts segments made the viewer want to vomit.  A prick move, to be sure.  And in news that doesn’t kill off a piece of your soul a little bit inside… following 5 coordinated bombings within New Dehli this past week, the police tracked down the suspects, homegrown Islamic Fundamentalists.  After tracking them down, a gun battle ensued between the two parties, ending in the death of two suspects and arrest of one before the others escaped.  The fundamentalist group is called the Indian Mujahideen.

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HeyDidYaKnow smart, sassy, sophisticated sex-aholic David Duchovny recently checked himself into Sex Rehab.  Looks like the ole’ Red Shoe Diaries star believes in method acting.   And in international news, US Pakistan relations are tensing as their impending election inches nearer.  After an attack on Pakistan/Afghan border villages, which are well known terrorist havens, some civilians were killed in the action and the Pakistan government is blaming US and Nato forces; both are denying involvement.  Not sexy at all.

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Update: Hey Did Ya Know that apparently there is no word our li’l Duch-ovney wasn’t participating in any infidelity.  The guy just loved him some porn… spank you very much.

some call it laissez-faire parenting

HeyDidYaKnow that bored middle-american poor-parenting scapegoat, Britney Spears, had another round of misfortune when the pester-razzi caught the eldest of her brood exploring the end result of America’s earliest cash crop. Cigarettes; It’s just a celebration of what helped make America great people, get a hobby and cut this woman some slack. In actual news… in perhaps an unexpected proclamation of hope, for the first time in five years, Trains have returned to Baghdad signaling a strengthening of the city’s infrastructure.

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“would it be cliche if i said your body is a wonderland…”

HeyDidYaKnow everybody’s favorite Friend and favorite recessed-eyed-rocker have called it splitsville; well that’s what people are saying. Nothing more reliable than celebrity rumors, right? Jenifer Anniston and John Mayer no more…? Well i was never a fan of alliteration. And even more tragic, amid the first peace talks between Syria and Lebanon since they both became independent from the UK, a bombing destroyed a bus killing 15 and injuring 40 in downtown Tripoli.

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