Peter Berg displaying the laser-like focus it takes to direct an epic like Hancock, his abyss

HeyDidYaKnow Friedrich Nietzsche once wrote “Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster.  And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you”.  Read these to understand why his words still bear reflection: Political, International.

HeyDidYaKnow Eva Mendes has unintentionally added a new campaign point and debate dynamic to the presidential election, “which state is the best to get groovy in?”  Celebitchy picked up on an interview she gave while out promoting her new line of bedding, saying she has “had sex in all 50 states” (although, not with 50 different men).  She points out that her least favorite state to audition in, err, have sex in was Alaska.  There is still no comment from Sarah Palin or the McCain campaign.  Although some say Fox News has apparently weighed in, reportedly saying “with all the kids Palin has been shittin’ out, she’s had no problem wiggling on her husband’s stem at least a few times.  Freedom Rocks, except for the gays!”  Looking deeper into Alaska, a poll listed in the Anchorage Daily News gives frightening graduation statistics based on ethnic groups within Alaska:  Native 43%, Black 47%, Hispanic 51%, Asian/Pacific Is. 60%, White 71%.

Ref: Anchorage Daily News

HeyDidYaKnow, wake and bake godfather of cheap burgers and astounding amounts of mad-cap pot induced adventures, Kal Penn has been spotted actually WORKING at the DNC this year. Speaking of which, Denver’s Mile High Stadium broke ground in 1999 and was completed in 2001. That’s 8 years less than it took to build the Flavian Amphitheatre. The mile high stadium was built at a cost of $365 million and has a capacity of 76,125. Obama is expected to fill the house with thousands of loyal fans in funny hats.

src: Wikipedia

HeyDidYaKnow after admissions of an affair with a campaign staffer former presidential and vice presidential hopeful John Edwards saw his political aspirations go down quicker than an out of work truck-stop waitress with a broken down 1986 dodge omni 26 miles outside of Cleveland. Which, if memory serves me, is pretty fast. The former Senator for North Carolina does however deny that he is the father of the staffers child. All of this falls in line with statistics the say 50 to 65 percent of husbands and 45 to 55 percent of wives become extra-maritally involved by the age of 40. UH…Wowsers?!?!

ref: http://menstuff.org/issues/byissue/infidelitystats.html

For one day only, artistic integrity two-for-one sale!

Heydidyaknow future cautionary tales Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez are NOT having a feud. Giggidy Whew. I almost ran out of Vicadin I was so scared; I was ready to get a platinum level mind colonic to clean out all the “who gives a shit” from my brain-testines. In more relevant news, as the world heard about Senator Ted Stevens being formally indicted on seven counts of failing to report financial gifts, it should be known that this is not the first time the distinguished gentleman has come under investigation, read further at Wikipedia

So, which one is the stereotype?

Heydidyaknow everyone from Pete Doherty to Matthew McConaughey has been buh-lazed in a mugshot for marijuana possession. It seems like all the rage these days. But our favorite celebrities might soon have a new excuse to smoke the ganja. As if they didn’t before…

Not so fabulous gay U.S. Congressional Representative Barney Frank (bear, anybody?!?!) plans to introduce legislation that would remove federal penalty for marijuana possession less than 50 grams. Smart move? but how will we live without the random mugshot or two or from naughtty celebristoners?

Here’s a quick look at a legendary moment in stoner history:

Littering and…