HeyDidYaKnow XXX Files and Californiacation star David “I beat it around the bush” Duchovney has just been released from Sex Rehab where he was undergoing his addiction to Internet porn.  Doctors claimed he has kicked his addiction… leaving most of us here at Hey Did Ya Know asking, “why the hell would he want to?”   And in news across the world, a deadly quake in the small country of Kyrgyzstan, a small country north of Afghanistan, killed at least 72.  This quake, with a magnitude of 6.6 on the Richter scale, apparently wiped out entire villages and towns.

Ref: NY Times

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The average American in a relationship claims to have sex 127 times a year… with a human being, ya freaks.

Ref: Sex Statistics

Update: don’t get the “Talent Not Included” line?  Check out our previous post.  We’re not just bitter.  We have our reasons.

HeyDidYaKnow that Nicole Kidman, in an interview covered by my new favorite celeb-tastic blog the Lanalogue, is reportedly saying that she, along with six other women who swam in the waters of a small Outback town during production of the epic romance “Australia” became pregnant.  Thinking it would never happen, she seems to be attributing her surprise fertility to the rejuvenating waters of the Land Down Under.  Broken Condom, Australian for Planned Pregnancy.  Here are some pregnancy statistics to get you through your day: as of 2006, teen pregnancy numbers were down 36% from its peak in 1990 (oh, the first Bush era… sigh); by 2002 the teenage abortion rate dropped 50% from its peak in 1988 (ah, the Regan era… sigh).

Ref: Teen Pregnancy Statistics

The Hell of Emmy Hosts: Ryan Seacrest, Tom Bergeron, Jeff Probst, Heidi Klum, Howie Mandel

HeyDidYaKnow that a study done of 900 registered voters shows that 84% of Americans believe in hell.

Ref: Fox News

HeyDidYaKnow George Michael has come up on the wrong side of the law again… in a bathroom.  Unlike last time where he was arrested for trying to get inside someone else’s crack, this time he was arrested for possessing it.  In the Northwestern part of London, George Michael was arrested in a public lavatory for possession of a Class A and Class C drugs (Crack) after a bathroom attendant became suspicious of his behavior and called the police.  Some crack statistics for you:  Only 5.5% of federal crack defendents are high level dealers; of the 4.2 million Americans who have tried Crack, currently there are 600,000 addicts.

Ref: Drug Statistics

HeyDidYaKnow that genetic anomaly turned actor turned activist, Brad Pitt, has weighed in on the gay marriage debate in California.  Donating $100,000 to support gay marriage and opposing the coming vote for proposition 8, which, if passed, would effectively ban gay marriage in California; California and Massachusetts are the only two states that allow gay marriage.  And as America is moving in the direction of true equal rights for all citizens, here’s a little factoid for ya:  the Netherlands was the first country to legalize gay marriage in 2001.

Ref: Love and Pride

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HeyDidYaKnow Miley Cyrus has been cheating on her dad with another older guy?  Justin Gaston (NOT of Beauty and the Beast fame) is apparently a 20 year old underwear model.  Goo.  Apparently modeling is a great career for budding pedophiles of America.  Seriously, Goo!  Let’s hope we are wrong and this is nothing serious, becuase he is five years her senior.  In real news, two shocking statistics about statutory rape in America might give you pause.  60% of victims are 14 or 15 AND the median age between the victim and offender is about six years.  Read more at the link below.

Ref: Family Research Council

HeyDidYaKnow Eva Mendes has unintentionally added a new campaign point and debate dynamic to the presidential election, “which state is the best to get groovy in?”  Celebitchy picked up on an interview she gave while out promoting her new line of bedding, saying she has “had sex in all 50 states” (although, not with 50 different men).  She points out that her least favorite state to audition in, err, have sex in was Alaska.  There is still no comment from Sarah Palin or the McCain campaign.  Although some say Fox News has apparently weighed in, reportedly saying “with all the kids Palin has been shittin’ out, she’s had no problem wiggling on her husband’s stem at least a few times.  Freedom Rocks, except for the gays!”  Looking deeper into Alaska, a poll listed in the Anchorage Daily News gives frightening graduation statistics based on ethnic groups within Alaska:  Native 43%, Black 47%, Hispanic 51%, Asian/Pacific Is. 60%, White 71%.

Ref: Anchorage Daily News

HeyDidYaKnow fade-sportin’ “fad” boy from ’90s pop group Color Me Badd, Bryan Adams (no, not the Canadian, the Oklahomo), has apparently misunderstands the phrase “fighting your way back into the limelight”.  He was recently arrested for striking a woman in a restaurant in Oklahoma; witnesses noted he also screamed “I’m a kill you”.  Seriously.  “I’m a kill you”.  In fact, this is just one case of a terrible trend across America.  What’s truly frightening is that 1 out of every 4 women in America will be/have been the recipient of domestic abuse.

Ref: NCADV

HeyDidYaKnow that after the “poke-their-noses-where-they-don’t-belong”-razzi snapped some photos of J-Love looking less than in peak form, she apparently went on an uber-diet and chucked about 18 pounds… she just went and flushed them right down the toilet… she threw up her arms and said no more… she heaved those pounds away… you get the point. On a national level, Bulimia is reported to affect about 3% of the nation. That might not seem like much, but that is around 900,000 people.

Ref: Bulimia Facts