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Heydidyaknow future cautionary tales Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez are NOT having a feud. Giggidy Whew. I almost ran out of Vicadin I was so scared; I was ready to get a platinum level mind colonic to clean out all the “who gives a shit” from my brain-testines. In more relevant news, as the world heard about Senator Ted Stevens being formally indicted on seven counts of failing to report financial gifts, it should be known that this is not the first time the distinguished gentleman has come under investigation, read further at Wikipedia