• Good lord, it's Sarah Palin's less attractive doppleganger
• I see no resemblance... from the neck up! Now hand me my Kools!
• Good Lord, this site is slanted to the left...
• I came here to hear about celebrities; get off your high-horse.
• Um, so what's been happening on The Hills?

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• Of course he did! He did it twice!
• What debate?
• No, he uttered the Viatnamese word "houresai" which translates to: "Please Shut the Fuck Up you know it all douche bag"
• Nothing gets in the way of my Friday Night MTV lineup.

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• The 60th Annual Emmy Awards... seriously, it was just awful
• Watching John McCain change his talking points everyday when asked about the economy
• George Michael getting arrested in another bathroom
• Watching the Kardashian Sisters' photoshoot on the latest episode of BLECH!

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• All the Tina Turner jokes you are going to hear after Hurricane Ike bitch slaps south florida
• The fact that VP nominee Palin is outshining her presidential superior McCain
• All things Kardashian
• The tight jeans fashion that should have died with Johnny Ramone
• All the posts on Hey Did Ya Know!

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• Amy Winehouse's dwindling health
• The US' policy of non-involvement in Darfur
• The growth of Heidi Montag's music career
• The 3 tropical depressions ready to bitch slap the southeastern part of america

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• Lindsay Lohan's pseudo "girl"-friend Sam
• John McCain's new VP choice
• Your Mom!

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• Watched with hope that the future of the US were secure
• Did lines of coke off a dead hooker in my trailer
• Watched Football
• Called to offer Senator McCain a Professorship at your state University
• Watched another rerun of Keeping up with the Kardashians

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• maybe
• you betcha!

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