HeyDIdYaKnow every dirty old man’s pop-tart of the week inched a little further towards legality by holding her 16th birthday party this weekend at Disney World this weekend.  A creature of understatement and restraint, Miley Cyrus and her increasingly creepy father, Billy Ray Cyrus, shut down Disney World so she and her 5,000 closest friends could party the night away… at least until her curfew.   And in even more financially objectionable news, as this is being written, before 10:30 AM Monday October 6th, the Dow has already dropped over 300 points.  Sure, not the largest percentage or numerical drop in history, but it is the first time that the Dow has dropped below 10,000 points for the first time in more than four years.  I am sure glad to know, though, that the Cyrus family is doing alright through all this.

Ref: CNN

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HeyDidYaKnow Miley Cyrus has been cheating on her dad with another older guy?  Justin Gaston (NOT of Beauty and the Beast fame) is apparently a 20 year old underwear model.  Goo.  Apparently modeling is a great career for budding pedophiles of America.  Seriously, Goo!  Let’s hope we are wrong and this is nothing serious, becuase he is five years her senior.  In real news, two shocking statistics about statutory rape in America might give you pause.  60% of victims are 14 or 15 AND the median age between the victim and offender is about six years.  Read more at the link below.

Ref: Family Research Council

HeyDidYaKnow TMZ posted a great pic of Billy Ray Cyrus showing just how important it is for fathers to keep their daughters away from this poser-lech. Maybe, if Billy Ray watched this video before having Miley, we wouldn’t have to see another picture of a tired middle aged man desperately clinging on to relevancy by leeching off his daughter’s cataclysmic career. (seriously, watch this hysterical video)

And can you believe that there are approximately 450,000,000 Indians under the age of 18! That’s one and a half times more than the entire US population.

Ref: Unicef

For one day only, artistic integrity two-for-one sale!

Heydidyaknow future cautionary tales Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez are NOT having a feud. Giggidy Whew. I almost ran out of Vicadin I was so scared; I was ready to get a platinum level mind colonic to clean out all the “who gives a shit” from my brain-testines. In more relevant news, as the world heard about Senator Ted Stevens being formally indicted on seven counts of failing to report financial gifts, it should be known that this is not the first time the distinguished gentleman has come under investigation, read further at Wikipedia