no you freaks, her doll does not come full size

The average American in a relationship claims to have sex 127 times a year… with a human being, ya freaks.

Ref: Sex Statistics

Update: don’t get the “Talent Not Included” line?  Check out our previous post.  We’re not just bitter.  We have our reasons.

HeyDidYaKnow that the unwittingly ironic bad girl Katy Perry did an interview in YRB where she listed the most important traits in being a singer/rocker/whatever… not once did she list talent. Just attitude, anger, and every other cliche you learn in Rock 101. It should also be noted that according to the Bureau of Prisons, 2,299,116 prisoners were held in federal or state prisons or in local jails – an increase of 1.8% from yearend 2006, less than the average annual growth of 2.6% from 2000-2006..

Ref: Bureau of Prisons