HeyDidYaKnow TMZ posted a great pic of Billy Ray Cyrus showing just how important it is for fathers to keep their daughters away from this poser-lech. Maybe, if Billy Ray watched this video before having Miley, we wouldn’t have to see another picture of a tired middle aged man desperately clinging on to relevancy by leeching off his daughter’s cataclysmic career. (seriously, watch this hysterical video)

And can you believe that there are approximately 450,000,000 Indians under the age of 18! That’s one and a half times more than the entire US population.

Ref: Unicef

ye olde bling

HeyDidYaKnow that outside of the US, England provides us with the 2nd most visitors. So in your honor, here’s some news for ya: we’ve never been compelled to filet british taste; especially when it comes to fashion. However, in a move that is sure to make the more fabulous less likely to indulge, E News is reporting that the posh Harvey Nichols is now using these two clay-mates, Wallace and Gromit for the uneducated, to pimp their wares in a new ad campaign. In further English news, a study comparing eight European countries shows that England, and more specifically Manchester, has the highest rate of “self-harm” of all countries studied; showing that about 962 of every 100,000 Mancunians have been admitted to admitted to a hospital for inflicting self-harm.

Ref: BBC

Update: The study also shows that one of the primary reason for this sad statistic is concern over sexual orientation as we previously showed here. It is sad and terrible statistic.

some call it laissez-faire parenting

HeyDidYaKnow that bored middle-american poor-parenting scapegoat, Britney Spears, had another round of misfortune when the pester-razzi caught the eldest of her brood exploring the end result of America’s earliest cash crop. Cigarettes; It’s just a celebration of what helped make America great people, get a hobby and cut this woman some slack. In actual news… in perhaps an unexpected proclamation of hope, for the first time in five years, Trains have returned to Baghdad signaling a strengthening of the city’s infrastructure.

Ref: NPR

HeyDidYaKnow everybody’s favorite split-leg punchline, Sharon “I feel drafty” Stone, was seen at a posh “white only” party with a 24 year old date. Rumor has it some have said her publicist has denied that this is anything serious saying “he’s just a little hooker”. In another odd coupling, the UK has been stepping up its recruiting efforts within the homosexual community. What makes this odd is throughout the Cold War, there was essentially a de facto witch hunt within its agencies, as the agency heads saw gays as a security threat… to bad fashion. But seriously, they were unapologetic homophobes.

Ref: AOL News

“would it be cliche if i said your body is a wonderland…”

HeyDidYaKnow everybody’s favorite Friend and favorite recessed-eyed-rocker have called it splitsville; well that’s what people are saying. Nothing more reliable than celebrity rumors, right? Jenifer Anniston and John Mayer no more…? Well i was never a fan of alliteration. And even more tragic, amid the first peace talks between Syria and Lebanon since they both became independent from the UK, a bombing destroyed a bus killing 15 and injuring 40 in downtown Tripoli.

Ref: NY Times

HeyDidYaKnow China has been accused by two US based human rights groups of conducting a “crushing campaign of repression” against Muslim Uighurs.

Ref: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4435135.stm

UPDATE: The pic above was originally an Advertisement that starred the Spanish basketball team in what they thought was an affectionate gesture of making “asian eyes” by pulling their eyelids thin. If you know what the ad was for, please tell us in the comment section. Also, feel free to let Shallow know how amazing his pics are. Thanks in advance. -Vapid.

“i don’t know when eddie murphy is going to retire from acting, but soon i hope”

HeyDidYaKnow the two top salaried sexy supernova stars of ABC’s Lost, Matthew “24/Hr 5 o’clock shadow” Fox and Evangeline “nothing clever to write” Lilly are both in negotiation for raises, more than 150K per episode, not including alternate endings never shown for season finales. In a more severe high price to be paid, it is rumored that at least 1500 Georgians have been killed from the Russian invasion of the sovereign nation.

Ref: New York Times

eight is not enough

HeyDidYaKnow that world’s sexiest coupling are yet to be complete. They may have just given birth to twins, but Brad and Angelina aren’t done yet. In an apparent contest with Bravo’s John & Kate Plus Eight, they are in a race to break the world record for the world’s largest family. They want to adopt another one.

Brangelina already have children from most of the seven continents, and like any credible collectors, they want to complete the set; to adopt some Chinese children. Brangelina is thinking about adopting one or two from the recent earthquake zone that devastated millions.

When about 150 million Chinese live off less than a dollar a day, the kids are still lining up to buy their lottery tickets. When asked why, many answer “Bwad Pitt ish hot!”

Ref: China View

Don't laugh at the Pastel Parka, he was incognito at Mama Mia!

HeyDidYaKnow that pint-sized power producer Jermaine “no-roller-coaster-ridin’” Dupre was host to a swank ATL hoe’down that resulted in a shoot out. None of his faboo celeb pals (Puffy, Nelly) however, were injured. But for others who are not so lucky, hospitals across the states have been taking some controversial steps. When caring for an injured illegal immigrant who is not insured, they are forcibly deporting them to their country of origin, often returning them to areas where there is no significant health care available.

Ref: NY Times

HeyDidYaKnow international symbol of strength and girl power Amy Winehouse was rushed to the ER this week by performing genocide on her liver cells… again!?!?! And Heydidyaknow seven Bosnian Serbians were finally sentenced by a war crimes tribunal for the genocidal massacre of 1,000 Bosniak Muslims in 1995. No word yet on their livers. Wowee wow wow!

Ref: BBC