HeyDidYaKnow celebrity symbiote and all around douche bag (and yes, i write that with all due sense of irony) Pat O’Brien has recently parted ways with the Insider.  After staying with the show through two rounds of rehab as well as his famous voicemail hooker scandal (should be taught in school), he finally crossed the exhaustively distant line in Hollywood.  An email he blasted within his company was leaked.  On this email, he told of how the new hosts segments made the viewer want to vomit.  A prick move, to be sure.  And in news that doesn’t kill off a piece of your soul a little bit inside… following 5 coordinated bombings within New Dehli this past week, the police tracked down the suspects, homegrown Islamic Fundamentalists.  After tracking them down, a gun battle ensued between the two parties, ending in the death of two suspects and arrest of one before the others escaped.  The fundamentalist group is called the Indian Mujahideen.

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HEYDIDYAKNKOW LADY! Jerry Lewis is strapped…YO! The octengenarian actor/comedian was pinched by the Fuzz on Tuesday while trying to board a flight out of Las Vegas with a 22 in his carry on and a 4 1/2 in his pants. Jerry must have been a naughty boy because TSA spanked it forsure this time! Unfortunately when it comes to bomb detection at major airports such as Los Angelses’ LAX the TSA has a 75% failure rate.

Ref: USA Today