this is just a prematurely cancelled sitcom waiting to happen

HeyDidYaKnow kiddies that there are rumors floating around that the sexiest couple in tinsel town is going to get hitched this weekend. Ellen and Portia DiRossi are apparently having a private ceremony this weekend with a few close friends, guests, lesbians, et all. And in stark contrast, a recent study shows that 80% of gay, lesbian, and bisexual youth feel severe cases of isolation while 30% of all suicides are believed to be related to issues of sexuality.

Ref: Family Support