HeyDidYaKnow Eva Mendes has unintentionally added a new campaign point and debate dynamic to the presidential election, “which state is the best to get groovy in?”  Celebitchy picked up on an interview she gave while out promoting her new line of bedding, saying she has “had sex in all 50 states” (although, not with 50 different men).  She points out that her least favorite state to audition in, err, have sex in was Alaska.  There is still no comment from Sarah Palin or the McCain campaign.  Although some say Fox News has apparently weighed in, reportedly saying “with all the kids Palin has been shittin’ out, she’s had no problem wiggling on her husband’s stem at least a few times.  Freedom Rocks, except for the gays!”  Looking deeper into Alaska, a poll listed in the Anchorage Daily News gives frightening graduation statistics based on ethnic groups within Alaska:  Native 43%, Black 47%, Hispanic 51%, Asian/Pacific Is. 60%, White 71%.

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HeyDidYaKnow Brett Favre has officially been traded to the other green clad pig-skinners, the NY Jets; put on your parka, because hell just froze over. And in an age where you think all athletes are neckless simians, it is important to look at graduation rates for college athletes: white male Division I student-athletes graduate at a rate of 58 percent vs. 57 percent for white male non-athletes. African-American male Division I student-athletes graduate at a rate of 42 percent vs. 34 percent for African-American male non-athletes.

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and i thought the Silver Surfer stopped Galactus at the end of the movie

HeyDidYaKnow there’s some word on the street that Crypt-Keeper Matriarch Barbara Walters is thinking about giving the boot to Flat-World Theory enthusiast Sherri Shepherd. Babsypoo is whispering that the “round queen of lowered expectations” is more difficult than Rosie. I can imagine she is difficult, especially when one has to explain to her what the hell the horizon is… being that she thinks the world is flat and all. It is also important to note that since 1983 over 10 million Americans have reached the 12th grade without learning to read; 20 million without knowing basic math. Thus, and it pains me to say, Sherri Shepherd is the symptom and not the problem.

Ref: Freedom Works