HeyDidYaKnow crater-faced comedian Dane Cook is in the news again, and not for stealing another joke (although, i grudgingly admit, i still do enjoy his work and have not fallen into the “Dane is a Douche” bandwagon).  HollywoodScoop is reporting that Dane is whining about a recent court decision.  Less than a month ago, Dane was forcibly ordered out of his apartment by a judge for repeatedly not picking up his Chihuahua turds (wait, he owns a Chihuahua? okay, so maybe he is a douche).  In recent court documents, Dane pleaded to not be removed from his place as he will go through severe emotional duress by moving out of a place where some legendary comedians have lived, saying that the spirit of John Belushi will keep him focused on his career… IRONY!  In more news that stinks, North Korea might be close to restarting its Nuclear Arms Development Program again.  N. Korea has asked inspectors to remove seals and security cameras from sensitive Nuclear Development areas.  The US, Russia, China, S. Korea and many other countries have been in pained negotiations with N. Korea since February 2007.

Ref: NY Times