HeyDidYaKnow George Michael has come up on the wrong side of the law again… in a bathroom.  Unlike last time where he was arrested for trying to get inside someone else’s crack, this time he was arrested for possessing it.  In the Northwestern part of London, George Michael was arrested in a public lavatory for possession of a Class A and Class C drugs (Crack) after a bathroom attendant became suspicious of his behavior and called the police.  Some crack statistics for you:  Only 5.5% of federal crack defendents are high level dealers; of the 4.2 million Americans who have tried Crack, currently there are 600,000 addicts.

Ref: Drug Statistics

HeyDidYaKnow celebrity symbiote and all around douche bag (and yes, i write that with all due sense of irony) Pat O’Brien has recently parted ways with the Insider.  After staying with the show through two rounds of rehab as well as his famous voicemail hooker scandal (should be taught in school), he finally crossed the exhaustively distant line in Hollywood.  An email he blasted within his company was leaked.  On this email, he told of how the new hosts segments made the viewer want to vomit.  A prick move, to be sure.  And in news that doesn’t kill off a piece of your soul a little bit inside… following 5 coordinated bombings within New Dehli this past week, the police tracked down the suspects, homegrown Islamic Fundamentalists.  After tracking them down, a gun battle ensued between the two parties, ending in the death of two suspects and arrest of one before the others escaped.  The fundamentalist group is called the Indian Mujahideen.

Ref: NPR

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HeyDidYaKnow Miley Cyrus has been cheating on her dad with another older guy?  Justin Gaston (NOT of Beauty and the Beast fame) is apparently a 20 year old underwear model.  Goo.  Apparently modeling is a great career for budding pedophiles of America.  Seriously, Goo!  Let’s hope we are wrong and this is nothing serious, becuase he is five years her senior.  In real news, two shocking statistics about statutory rape in America might give you pause.  60% of victims are 14 or 15 AND the median age between the victim and offender is about six years.  Read more at the link below.

Ref: Family Research Council

HeyDIdYaKnow everybody’s favorite blue collar “drunk sweat” comedian, Ron White, has been arrested for Marijuana possession.  I wonder what he craves when he gets the munchies… ‘tater salad?  In honor of the ‘”tater salad”, here are some Marijuana statistics: it is the largest cash crop in California; 75% of drug related criminal charges are related to Marijuana; 69 Million Americans over the age of 12 have tried Marijuana at least once.

Ref: Drug Statistics

HeyDidYaKnow fade-sportin’ “fad” boy from ’90s pop group Color Me Badd, Bryan Adams (no, not the Canadian, the Oklahomo), has apparently misunderstands the phrase “fighting your way back into the limelight”.  He was recently arrested for striking a woman in a restaurant in Oklahoma; witnesses noted he also screamed “I’m a kill you”.  Seriously.  “I’m a kill you”.  In fact, this is just one case of a terrible trend across America.  What’s truly frightening is that 1 out of every 4 women in America will be/have been the recipient of domestic abuse.

Ref: NCADV

HeyDidYaKnow that 80’s teen (pseudo)icon, Mackenzie Phillips, just checked herself into rehab… One Day At A Time (sorry, but we had to).  This comes after one week after she was arrested in an airport for posession of heroine.  Speaking of drugs, last year over 1,377 lbs of heroine was confiscated by the DEA.  Click on the reference link to see the other crazy drug statistics.

Ref:  DEA

HeyDidYaKnow one of our spies caught Woody Allen out on the town, apparently taking a quick breather after having an exhausting appetizer. Thank God child bride Soon-Yi was there to catch him before he fell into his chowder.

Speaking of Woody Allen, apparently 600-800 thousand men, women, and children are forcefully moved across borders every year from the shocking Human Trafficking organizations that have recently swelled in all corners of the earth. 70% of the captives are female. 50% of the captives are children.

Ref: Office of Justice

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HeyDidYaKnow walking eclipse Marion “Suge” Knight was arrested for drug posession and assault. As more people in the media and in politics are critical of rap lyrics (booze, guns & buns), sales have shown a steady decline, falling 21% between 2005 and 2006. A Poll of Black Americans shows that 50% say Hip-Hop is a negative force in American Culture.

Source: heraldtribune.com

Thank God justice is blind, because she would be devestated to see what George W. Bush has done to America

HeyDidYaKnow while in office George W. Bush approved more secret searches than any other president in history.

Ref: Facts about Bush

Update: Do you think there will be the same emotional tableau next week during the Republican National Convention as there was after Joe Biden’s speech during the Democratic National Convention? Is President George W. Bush going to booty dance with McCain? Let us know what you think, leave a comment.

HeyDidYaKnow that the unwittingly ironic bad girl Katy Perry did an interview in YRB where she listed the most important traits in being a singer/rocker/whatever… not once did she list talent. Just attitude, anger, and every other cliche you learn in Rock 101. It should also be noted that according to the Bureau of Prisons, 2,299,116 prisoners were held in federal or state prisons or in local jails – an increase of 1.8% from yearend 2006, less than the average annual growth of 2.6% from 2000-2006..

Ref: Bureau of Prisons