HeyDidYaKnow, wake and bake godfather of cheap burgers and astounding amounts of mad-cap pot induced adventures, Kal Penn has been spotted actually WORKING at the DNC this year. Speaking of which, Denver’s Mile High Stadium broke ground in 1999 and was completed in 2001. That’s 8 years less than it took to build the Flavian Amphitheatre. The mile high stadium was built at a cost of $365 million and has a capacity of 76,125. Obama is expected to fill the house with thousands of loyal fans in funny hats.

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HeyDidYaKnow hell hath no fury like an heiress scorned. Like a raging radioactive reptile of righteousness Paris Hilton rose up from the primordial depths of her European purse tour to spray her thermonuclear breath of justice down upon republican presidential hopeful John McCain following the mention of her in a political attack add. That thermonuclear exchange came in the form of funnyordie.com response add where Paris uses here overwhelming hotness and some elses talent for words to skewer the nominee. A real nuclear exchange would produce explosions with a core temperature of 10,000,000 degrees Kelvin.

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